I'm Mariah Murphy. I'm an asshole. I'm happy most of the time. I live in Las Vegas.
(via thesoundofturtlesmating)
excuse me…..but what the fuck…?
I don’t think I would be as chill with this as she is
did you know that octopi have beaks? like hard sharp beaks like birds. i wonder if it bit her.
WHAT THE FUCK GET THAT SHIT OFF OF YOU OMG